tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15074752658069924052011-11-20T09:10:29.683-08:00We are your Internerd Hate Machine.thefinnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13617177098953327850noreply@blogger.comBlogger11100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1507475265806992405.post-12991848004134030192008-08-11T12:51:00.001-07:002008-08-11T13:08:48.263-07:00So I received an invitee thingee from the <a href="http://amaih.blogspot.com/">Pirate</a> over yonder to contribute to this site and I figured that since I'm currently in the middle of a two week break between summer classes and mortuary school so I figured I'd just pop in and make a post.<br /><br />Well, technically I'm still responsible for keeping my offspring in check through the administration of daily beatings but that's something that I enjoy so thoroughly that it hardly qualifies as "work" now, does it?<br /><br />Anyway, seeing as how I share this glorious space with two people that I know, namely <a href="http://howtokillpeople.com/">Travis</a> and <a href="http://amaih.blogspot.com/">Pirate</a> and several people that I have no doubt that I'm about to offend royally with my profound social ineptitude, you can imagine my consternation when I showed up to a party that everyone else has, apparently, forgotten about.<br /><br />I mean really people, how am I supposed to gross people out by planting mental images involving midgets blowing chimpanzees if everyone has already decided that the keg here is flat and moved on to the <a href="http://www.templeofsuck.blogspot.com/">strip club up the street</a>?<br /><br />Of course it's possible that the invitation to this blog was simply part of a greater ploy on <a href="http://amaih.blogspot.com/">Pirate's</a> part to prank me. In a cruel and familiar way that is not unlike one perpetrated upon moi by <strike>a gaggle of shallow, souless harpies</strike> the junior varsity cheer squad when I was still in high school.<br /><br />Now that the rant's over, where the fuck was I? Oh yeah.<br /><br />What the hell's up with the grim reaper and his yen for funny black men lately? If I were Bill Cosby I'd be applying multiple layers of Reaper-B-Gone before he ends up on the business end of Death's sickle.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1507475265806992405-1299184800413403019?l=peasantsandpitchforks.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>stephhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01314526711804028185noreply@blogger.com1